okay..here is one...

[marcopolo]

say you are fishing on a boat on some lake somewhere and you are floating on water slowly, enjoying adult beverages and smoking cubans or hemp..your girldriend is sunbathing naked on the deck...total bliss, but you dont care..you do the fishing thing and not just fishing, but you also are keeping the catch. Yeah, you the he-man will fry those suckers once you're done. Problem is how the hell do you kill the caught fish?<BR><BR>Tell me how you do it?

[marcopolo]

hmm..okay, I guess you pour acid on them.. okay then, here is yet anotehr one.<BR>How eatable are tropical fish...any ideas?<BR>

[Colin]

I use to fish a lot, but I don't anymore... Does your boat have a paddle? Just whack it a couple of times, the fish should die pretty fast.<BR><BR>Then I hope you have a sharp knife to clean it! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>

[marcopolo]

okay..sounds simple enough..what about electric eel?<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>

[CHE]

Why do you have to kill it? Is it man-size or something? Kill it just before you clean it, if it isn't dead by then - just cut the head off or slit the throat if it is a big fishy and you are going to fillet it. Hmm..I guess I don't understand the question.

[Ghost]

just hold the fish out of water is one way of choking them<BR><BR>well about that electric eel<BR><BR>you can use him to charge up your cell phone so you can get some more beer

[marcopolo]

CHE.......<BR><BR>What so confusing, is it the fact that I posted it last night drunk?<BR><BR>......or is it that i don't remember posting it, actually. Hades' domain, what do you expect I was in a drunken search of white womangs then....dunno why that somehow got tangled together with fish story...hmm, maybe I do...maybe I do indeed.<BR><BR>Hey, about that electric eel thing...wouldn't wearing rubber be of paramount importance?..I mean rubber <small>gloves</small>

[CHE]

LOL! You meatball.<BR><BR>I could tell you what to do with the electric eel but the profanity filter would start smoking again <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>

[marcopolo]

<br><br><< <i>just cut the head off or slit the throat if it is a big fishy and you are going to fillet it. </i> >><br><br><BR>woohooo! somebody saw cooking with OJ video. Don't tell me you actually bought that promotional vid<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>