Homer73
06-15-04, 02:25 PM
well lady anyway.. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"><BR><BR>Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya<BR>There never was a city kid truer and bluer<BR>There's more to me than you'll ever know<BR>And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh<BR>Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery<BR>Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery<BR>Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon<BR>And I'm always out looking for a female companion<BR>I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib<BR>I took off her moccasins and put on my bib<BR>I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing<BR>I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling<BR>Your body's on time and your mind is appealing<BR>Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling<BR>Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing<BR>Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing<BR>She's talking to the kid to the who<BR>I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did<BR>Me in the corner with a good looking daughter<BR>I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter<BR>We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet<BR>In my apartment I begged her please stop it<BR>The gift of gab is the gift that I have<BR>And that girl ain't nothing but the blue plate crab<BR>Special at Woodman's in Essex Mass<BR>Educated no stupid yes<BR>And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh<BR>I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge<BR>I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large<BR>With the white sassoons and the looks that kill<BR>Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville<BR>I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie<BR>I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie<BR>Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around<BR>You be listening to my records' a number one sound<BR>Step to the rhythm step step to the ride<BR>I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside<BR>Tune in tune on to my tune that's live<BR>Ladies flock like fish to my line<BR><BR>She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore<BR>She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door<BR>Break up with your girl it ended in tears<BR>Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear<BR>I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking<BR>The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking<BR>She said come on over it was me that she missed<BR>I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed<BR>Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane<BR>You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train<BR>Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak<BR>Sucking down pints till I didn't know<BR>Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho<BR>Cause I announce I like girls that bounce<BR>With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce<BR>Girls with curls and big long locks<BR>And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks<BR>Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and<BR>*She thinks she's the passionate one* <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR>