LOL...Canadians:P [Archive]

zaltec

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

From the Bridgestone Drive a Dream sweepstakes: "Grand Prize - U.S.$85,000; First Prize - U.S.$45,000; Second Prize - U.S.$30,000. Sponsor may substitute prize for one of comparable or greater value for any reason. Limit one prize per household. Canadian winners must answer unaided a time-limited arithmetic skill-testing question as a condition of receiving a prize. Any litigation within the Province of Quebec respecting the conduct and awarding of a prize may be submitted to the Regie de alcools des courses et des jeux." LMFAO...they have to be kidding right?

marcopolo

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

umm..no..that's a polite and LEGAL way of saying.. fu*k you CAnada..and piss on you French quebec<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

How about you go fu*k you self, you piece of american trash

hasenpfeffer

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

lol....someone hit a nerve there snake?

Polykranopalous

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

pssst hasenpfeffer, he dont like "america" in general u see.... see i use to be that way, but I have changed my ways of thinking...

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

no you havent

marcopolo

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Compy..did you get offended? umm..I didnt spit on your country..I just translated what it meant...on that contest rules..no offence..I actually like Canada..believe it or not I have some family living in Mississauga and visit once couple of years<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> You bettter check yourself before you break yourself<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

oh comeone its a free for all dont be so nice

marcopolo

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

FU*K yourself with the Canada Dry bottle in the a$$, you moose boy! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> free enough for you, huh?<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

better. but America would be nothing without Canada, yeah i went there oh think of allt he things you guys stold from us <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

hasenpfeffer

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Yeah.....like top-rate healthcare for one. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

marcopolo

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

we dont steal..we take what we want..when we want. Stealing would be if we were hiding it. We dont have to..we mighty, we kick a$$, we superpower<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

we have free health care because we actually care about our people more then war

hasenpfeffer

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

I said top-rate healthcare, not free health care. There's a difference. I know of many Canadians that come South when they are really sick.

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

actually when ever i go anywhere i get really sick, i think its the air change

Ghost

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< we have free health care because we actually care about our people more then war >> no you don't or you would have good health care and yea you would also think about the people you help free ,,that is being a caring people ,,caring more about other people then you do your self tell me what other places has your country helped ??or are ya'll just up for your selves ?? i hope y'all can handle all the sars by your selves it is funny how they say we just got the weak version of it or maybe it is just striking other places harder because they have weak people ?

zaltec

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

lads, back to the subject... I just wanna know what is up with that sentence?

Terri

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

You didnt highlite it? It actually made me read the post <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> unaided a time-limited arithmetic skill-testing question as a condition of receiving a prize?? There's always a catch <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> nothing for free

Polykranopalous

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

I think Canada should be more like the states.... lets raise our military budget so its the highest... higher than the education funding cause like our southern buddies we should want to have just under half our population to not know anything about our own country.... just a thought<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

zaltec

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

I did highliight that sentence, it just cracks me up...someone could SUE over that!!!!!!!!!

TranceJunkieXL

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

LMAO!! I just want to know why they put that string on the prize for Canadians? Errrr wut's wun plus wun? How skillful do you have to be to get the prize? Are they going to ask caclulus?<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0>

chak22

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Come on guys I'm not from canada ,but Ive been up there Kayaking and camping all over the Rideau canal and every person I've met were friendly and helpful , And the biggest plus is none of them tried to run my kayak and I over ,more than I can say about some of the S.O.B's I've come across across here in NY state, maybe I should take use of that carry concealed pistol permit ....

Ghost

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< I think Canada should be more like the states.... lets raise our military budget so its the highest... higher than the education funding cause like our southern buddies we should want to have just under half our population to not know anything about our own country.... just a thought<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> >> haha wouldn't that be a improvement??<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Polykranopalous

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

through the american eye...but see we care more about our people more than the army, besides what the f|_|ck do we need an army for?

hasenpfeffer

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< besides what the f|_|ck do we need an army for? >> LOL......You dont. You have the good ol' USA protecting North America. Tell you what. Why dont we rid ourselves of our army, nuclear aresenal and everything else and live like Pacifists in this great Utopian society you seem to have up there in Canada. We'll let people like Sadaam and that Kim fellow from Korea have free reign over everyone. And when he decides to point that nuke your way, dont come crying either. Cause I'll be saying...........Told ya so

Polykranopalous

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< Tell you what. Why dont we rid ourselves of our army, nuclear aresenal and everything else and live like Pacifists in this great Utopian society you seem to have up there in Canada. We'll let people like Sadaam and that Kim fellow from Korea have free reign over everyone. >> Tell ya what... that sounds like a mighty Idea to me<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Terri

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

ow You ought not embarrass your fellow countrymen like that <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> Red Green is super cool <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Anything Candian is cool, hey im Canadian <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0"> like ive said before what you guys be with out us?

Polykranopalous

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< ow You ought not embarrass your fellow countrymen like that >> Im guessing that comment is geared towards me...my response is I was just joking around

Ghost

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< Anything Candian is cool, hey im Canadian <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0"> like ive said before what you guys be with out us? >> hahahahahaaa and what have you done for us that we have not done for you ?? i translated this on a free tranlator I wrote this on a free translator now i would have thought that you could have wrote it with out the translator ,,or are you more american then you are french ??

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

a little thing called beer, hockey,basketball, INSTANT potatoes!!! go <a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www3.sympatico.ca/taniah/Canada/things/">here</a> for more things we made and actually Canadains are not french, we have french Candians, but the most of Canada orignated from Britian, and they dont call them the english for no reason, and besides im inuit.

Polykranopalous

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< but the most of Canada orignated from Britan >> well now dont just say Canada originated from Britain, the US also originated on them European countries

Joe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< like ive said before what you guys be with out us? >> Lol, .. i'd say ... 51 states maybe? lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< << like ive said before what you guys be with out us? >> Lol, .. i'd say ... 51 states maybe? lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> >> but very boaring states, no good beer, no hockey, no basketball.... i guess you could watch socceor or somin

Joe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

canadian beer sucks, german beer rocks. hockey sucks, baseball rocks. .. and i beleive basketball is american lol. .. either way basketball sucks to lol.

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

have you ever had Canadian beer? and if so what kind was it?

Joe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< have you ever had Canadian beer? and if so what kind was it? >> yeah .. labatt blue .. and it was crap. .. have you ever had german beer? .. if so what kind?

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

labatt is sick, try canadian or moosehead iva had hinekin, and ummm some other one dont really remember what it was called

Ghost

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

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DeanLowe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< From the Bridgestone Drive a Dream sweepstakes: "Grand Prize - U.S.$85,000; First Prize - U.S.$45,000; Second Prize - U.S.$30,000. Sponsor may substitute prize for one of comparable or greater value for any reason. Limit one prize per household. Canadian winners must answer unaided a time-limited arithmetic skill-testing question as a condition of receiving a prize. Any litigation within the Province of Quebec respecting the conduct and awarding of a prize may be submitted to the Regie de alcools des courses et des jeux." LMFAO...they have to be kidding right? >> <h3>The Canadian government can be pretty stupid sometimes</h3> That's there because in Canada only the government is allowed to run lotteries or "games of chance" like draws or sweepstakes. The "skill" testing question qualifies it as a contest like math quiz. Quebec has even stricter laws on "games of chance". Most of these things are not valid in Quebec because companies just don't want to deal with all that legal BS.

zaltec

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

OK, a few things. a) Underage drinking is not advisable. b) Any m@ss produced Canadian beer is better than any m@ss produced American beer. (Sam Adams is a microbrew, despite it's recent popularity surge around the states.) c) Fosters, Guinness and Harp are all brewed in Canada to lower cost on importing beer. This makes them Canadian beers and ales. d) Compsnake, Heineken is Dutch<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> Last but not least, learn well for the greatest ales are Belgian Trappist Ales. Nothing else compares to un-pasteurised trappist ale! It isn't soft and nutty like Sam Adams, or sweet and sickly like Harp or Heineken. (It's true that comparing ales and beers is like comparing apples and oranges but what the heck) They have a pure hoppy flavour with slight malt and wheat accents depending on what the monks used.

Joe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

i am not really a drinker at all. but i do like trying different kinds of beers.

hasenpfeffer

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< Fosters, Guinness and Harp are all brewed in Canada to lower cost on importing beer. This makes them Canadian beers and ales. >> They may be brewed there, but with the original recipe, not a Canadian one. Thats like saying because Toyota and Nissan are manufactured here in the States they are American cars. Nissan and Toyota are no more American cars than Fosters, Guinness and Harp are Canadian ales.

zaltec

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Actually they DO NOT follow the original recipie. They are brewed under license from Coors (the owner of the Guinness-Bass corporation) and registered products of Canada. Harp is a beer actually, lager to be specific. Guinness is a lager also, despite it's dark looks. Bass is the only true ale of the three.

Joe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

even if they did use the regualar recipes the ingredients would be slightly different because of the location (ie: soil mixture, fertilization, etc. etc.)

Joe

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

oh zaltec .. have you ever had yeungling? .. its made here in PA and its actually not that bad of a beer (compared to other american beers) ... but to tell you the truth .. i would take a coke anyday over a beer lol <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> (but like i said i am not much of a drinker lol .. just a sampler <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> )

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

<< << From the Bridgestone Drive a Dream sweepstakes: "Grand Prize - U.S.$85,000; First Prize - U.S.$45,000; Second Prize - U.S.$30,000. Sponsor may substitute prize for one of comparable or greater value for any reason. Limit one prize per household. Canadian winners must answer unaided a time-limited arithmetic skill-testing question as a condition of receiving a prize. Any litigation within the Province of Quebec respecting the conduct and awarding of a prize may be submitted to the Regie de alcools des courses et des jeux." LMFAO...they have to be kidding right? >> <h3>The Canadian government can be pretty stupid sometimes</h3> That's there because in Canada only the government is allowed to run lotteries or "games of chance" like draws or sweepstakes. The "skill" testing question qualifies it as a contest like math quiz. Quebec has even stricter laws on "games of chance". Most of these things are not valid in Quebec because companies just don't want to deal with all that legal BS. >> but you see we dont get taxed on lottery winning, and your gov't take half

Ghost

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

they don't have to get it from lottery they get their tax money from gas and most of our state lotteries taxes go toward education,,which explains why we are better educated <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> and yea when we went to school we had to make up show days ,,that is another reason why we are better educated <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Canadian-Guy

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Bubba ba ba ba ba ba beer beer beer beer beer...

CHE

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Canadian beer does suck. Moosehead sucks. Guiness is not a lager, it is an ale. I'm talking about the western Stout, not the candy-assed tap milkshake stuff. And NO variety of Guiness are Canadian recipies. Of the five varieties shipped to North America/brewed in Canada, none of the recipies have changed. I think there are about twenty varieties of the stuff for various markets around the world and all of them were developed and brewed in Europe. I drank them from there and now I drink many of them from Canada. The stuff they have in Belgium and in Australia are probably among the best, then comes the western Stout. I also buy bulk chemicals and raw plastic from Canada and it's all just fine, nothing wrong with it and most low tech materials are cheaper from Canada. Now, Canadian chicks are groovy if you can get them to stop talking. And they are sexually starved so it makes for some funny crap <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

i dont think thats your decision che <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CHE

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

Beer and Canadian chicks are DEFINITELY my decision <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

sure, you say that now

CompSnake

06-15-04, 01:26 PM

you like pussies that are dripping blood? ummmm, ok. Have fun with that