MODERATOR WARNING: Don't bend down infront of Howard BAM! [Archive]

Avid6eek

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

From what I hear, that boy is a serious @ss Pirate. His senior year in high school he got caught in the boys locker room raping the hell out of some freshman. Apparently while he was doing it he was yelling "BAM...BAM...BAM"...and the name sort of stuck. Colin Forced Howard, or Howie as his boyfriends like to call him, into adding the BAM onto his name as a warning to all who venture too close to him. I just thought this was information everyone should know. Originally only the Moderators were allowed to know this so we didn't scare people out of the forums. But lately, Howie's been on the prowel, and I don't want anyone here to be forced into getting an @sshole enlargement that they aren't expecting. For your own safetly, do not post any personal information in threads that he frequently visits, and if you see any strange vans near your house that have "RiceRocket" painted on the side, in bold pink lettering, call the police immediately. Thank you.

BAM!

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

LOL>.... here's what you have to know about shiznit!. the name shiznit actually came to him when he shietted in his pants when i threatened to r@pe him in the locker room. and the @sshole enlargement he got on his own will which has nothing to do with me forcing him. !! so next time you see shiznit in the forum don't mention anything about the R word! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

Avid6eek

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

MODERATOR UPDATE << the name shiznit actually came to him when he shietted in his pants when i threatened to r@pe him in the locker room. >> As you all can see, he does not deny the facts. You may also notice that he has very poor grammar throughout his reply. This is because he is usually talking with some 8th graders ************************ in his mouth. This tends to cause him to slurr his words, and not talk in a coherent manner. By the time you read this, it may say "EDITED" under BAM's post. That is only because once he gets the prick out of his mouth, he may try correcting his speech.

TranceJunkieXL

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

ahhhhh, rice rocket takes on a whole new meaning after this........<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0"> ROFLOL!

Avid6eek

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

This thread needs to be locked so we don't get drawn away from the point of this thread....to prevent anymore unsuspecting victims. Who's keeping score now BAM? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

i was called handsome by another man, i never been so scared in my life before

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

Ahhh ..a special moment huh? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> <a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://chris.pirillo.com/images/nakedwife.swf">Dont be afraid</a>

marcopolo

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

it's "an Idiot" ..not "a Idiot"..sheesh<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

Did you suddenly get civilized or something or wtf? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">

Avid6eek

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

<< Ahhh ..a special moment huh? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> <a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://chris.pirillo.com/images/nakedwife.swf">Dont be afraid</a> >> YOU ROBBED MY LINK DAMN IT! It's under my profile.

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

So sue me ? <img src="http://134.76.148.29/seminar/pictures/smile/saywhat.gif">

marcopolo

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

ahh..************************znit..have a smoke and be happy LINK DELETED BY SHIZNIT - Forum Rule 5.) No pornographic material. This is a computer and technology related forum after all. - No Links to Porn...even in Free For All....too many little kids in here (Terri).

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

I know i know!! just one more thing....when was a link to a weed site become a no no?? humm and Shiznit..if im a kid then so are you because we are very close to the same age...although girls are much more mature than boys ... Ok done <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

<< although girls are much more mature than boys ... Ok done <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> >> hahahahahahahahaha good one, ill have to remeber that one

Avid6eek

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

<< and Shiznit..if im a kid then so are you because we are very close to the same age...although girls are much more mature than boys ... >> LOL...I know I'm a kid at heart, and in general girls are more mature than boys, but that isn't always the case. I know it was a weed website, and that's kewl and all, but it can't have a bunch of topless/nude girls on the front page smoking the weed. You can post all the ************************ links you want. That's your decision. Edit Hmm...Just realized days later this thread is the in FFA Forums....Your right Terri, I don't think that link needed to be deleted. My mistake.

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

weed is nasty, makes me think im dieing, its no fun

marcopolo

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

<< weed is nasty, makes me think im dieing, its no fun >> that's cuz you havent smoked enuff, comp!

Comixion

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

<< weed is nasty, makes me think im dieing, its no fun >> I have to vouch for dat. Plus it makes ya duck and dodge. peer over your shoulder, get that stalked feeling. Not fer me.

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

Wussies

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

i think im just to paranoid for it

GNXtreme

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

<< i think im just to paranoid for it >> . Then you definitely have not smoked enough....you will know you have smoked enough when you don't give a sh!t about anything...

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

bah! You need to remember I'm from Canada, and the sh!t here is stonger then anything you can get down there

GNXtreme

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

Oh, ok so let me guess....you didn't inhale?....stronger, weaker...who gives a sh!t....if you smoke enough it won't matter.

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

haha. try some BC buds and tell me that

Terri

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

Oh Canada!! Land of lakes and loons, maples and moose . . . and marijuana <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> hehehe

CompSnake

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

yeah, its been decrimalized now, I think. Or its going to happen very soon

Joe

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

i have seen long term pot smokers puke off of one hit around here. tell me canada has stronger weed lol. .. i myself dont smoke it, but i did use to grow it for my friends. mainly just because it can be a difficult plant to grow lol. id like you to tell me anything you can get up there is stronger then the sh*t i used to produce lol. but I got out of all that garbage a few years ago. as well as drinking .. got out of that about a year ago. now i am just your average joe that sits on the puter lol.

BAM!

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

anyone ever had one of those death high???... <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"> tell you it ain't fun!!.. felt like i was gonna die! the reason that some people puke upon a hit is because they swallowed the smoke while you're suppose to inhale it. my roomate used to do that a lot! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> .. puked all over my friend's car <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

Lakario

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

I thought we were talking about Howard BAM BAM BAM...

CHE

06-15-04, 02:26 PM

I think the topis has changed <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

owen

01-21-08, 10:34 AM

Joe

01-21-08, 11:22 AM

Holy Old Thread Batman!!!!! :d

Avid6eek

01-21-08, 12:04 PM

Old but good :D.

Nataku

01-21-08, 12:24 PM

Old but good :D.

What ever happen to some of those people? I don't see their names anymore.

Crax

01-21-08, 12:33 PM

Wow..............

owen

01-21-08, 12:36 PM

From what I hear, that boy is a serious @ss Pirate.

thats got to be the best opening sentence of a post ever!

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 01:08 PM

Man, after going through that thread, I have to say that I have a whole new found respect for Avid ... and fear!!! :p

-=CrAnSwIcK=-

01-21-08, 02:39 PM

lol, that was before i joined the forums...wtf, lol

Crax

01-21-08, 02:42 PM

Man, after going through that thread, I have to say that I have a whole new found respect for Avid ... and fear!!! :p

He seems less feisty in his old age.

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 03:29 PM

He seems less feisty in his old age.
Oh IDK, he might still have some fire left ... he's nowhere near as old as me and I still have a bit 'o spunk left ... for an old fart! :p

Comixion

01-21-08, 03:47 PM

Dam!
Marcopolo
Terri
CompSnake
CHE!!

wtf? old memories "sniff" "sniff"

Nataku

01-21-08, 03:48 PM

Oh IDK, he might still have some fire left ... he's nowhere near as old as me and I still have a bit 'o spunk left ... for an old fart! :p

Living in AK will keep you young... No wimps there.

yahooadam

01-21-08, 04:03 PM

Holy thread revival batman

owen

01-21-08, 04:09 PM

it was too good to not too. Never see any of those members here though

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 04:14 PM

Living in AK will keep you young... No wimps there.
That's for sure ... Once you've gone through a winter here, you'll have a new found respect for good ole Mother Nature ... ;)

yahooadam

01-21-08, 04:44 PM

Living in AK will keep you young... No wimps there.
AK != alaska? ;)

owen

01-21-08, 04:47 PM

so does you name mean Alaska handyman?

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 04:52 PM

so does you name mean Alaska handyman?
Give that boy a joint, er I mean a cigar!!

Yup, I am the original Alaskan Handyman ... many have tried to imitate me, but none have succeeded ... I have been around for years ... :p

Avid6eek

01-21-08, 05:07 PM

Back in the day everyone in the forum knew eachother. We got much more personal with eachother, and our attacks on eachother were more personal as well. It was all in good fun though.

yahooadam

01-21-08, 05:13 PM

We got much more personal with eachother
orly?

/me is worried

owen

01-21-08, 05:20 PM

orly?

/me is worried

:confused: .....................(15 chars)

ahh lol . i see. yea that is worrying

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 05:58 PM

Back in the day everyone in the forum knew eachother. We got much more personal with eachother, and our attacks on eachother were more personal as well. It was all in good fun though.
I actually browsed the Forums for about 6 months before I joined ... and one reason I did join was because of the close camaraderie that was quite obvious in here ... I feel that this Forum is as close to everyday family ... I don't have that feeling with any of the other Forums I am a member of ... Long Live PCSTATS!!!

owen

01-21-08, 06:01 PM

I actually browsed the Forums for about 6 months before I joined ... and one reason I did join was because of the close camaraderie that was quite obvious in here ... I feel that this Forum is as close to everyday family ... I don't have that feeling with any of the other Forums I am a member of ... Long Live PCSTATS!!!

yea i iknow what you mean. Its good there are only a few members here to. keeps it all closer.. especially when youve got bam the ass pirate lurking around :()

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 06:24 PM

yea i iknow what you mean. Its good there are only a few members here to. keeps it all closer.. especially when youve got bam the ass pirate lurking around :()
Once he finds out about your particular "snowflake-ass", there's no help for you! It was nice knowing you Owen ... you might as well start looking for a new handle and re-register as a noob ... it may not be safe for you in here anymore ... :scared:

owen

01-21-08, 06:28 PM

Once he finds out about your particular "snowflake-ass", there's no help for you! It was nice knowing you Owen ... you might as well start looking for a new handle and re-register as a noob ... it may not be safe for you in here anymore ... :scared:

he'll never take me alive :dev:

AKHandyman

01-21-08, 06:37 PM

he'll never take me alive :dev:
Well, that's what I call the "bunker-style" mentality ... just hang in there and take it like a man ... or "go-down" like a man ... or he might have a new name for you ... like "Mr. Ben Dover ..." :p

owen

01-21-08, 06:47 PM

Well, that's what I call the "bunker-style" mentality ... just hang in there and take it like a man ... or "go-down" like a man ... or he might have a new name for you ... like "Mr. Ben Dover ..." :p

hahaha, im changing my location from england to something like antartica or the moon. he will never find me!:yeah?: Anyway, im not a freshman so i may not appeal to him. :scared: :woot: im sure bam will be on to defend himself and say its all a lie!