Caveman Basser
06-15-04, 02:26 PM
Originally I posted this in the Cafe.. Silly me.. It belongs here of course.. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><BR><BR>He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee <BR>His shirt has got a tear <BR>He waltzes on his way to Cameltoe Class <BR>And whistles as he stares <BR>And underneath his wig <BR>He has curlers in his ears?? <BR>I even heard him singing in the abbey <BR><BR>He's always late for chapel <BR>But his penitence is real <BR>He's always late for everything <BR>Except for every meal <BR>I hate to have to say it <BR>But I very firmly feel <BR>Stevio's not an asset to the abbey <BR><BR>I'd like to say a word in his behalf <BR>Stevio makes me laugh <BR><BR>How do you solve a problem like Stevio? <BR>How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? <BR>How do you find a word that means Stevio? <BR>A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown! <BR><BR>Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him <BR>Many a thing he ought to understand <BR>But how do you make him stay <BR>And listen to all you say <BR>How do you keep a wave upon the sand <BR><BR>Oh, how do you solve a problem like Stevio? <BR>How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand? <BR><BR>When others are with him I'm confused <BR>Out of focus and bemused <BR>And I never know exactly where I am <BR>Unpredictable as weather <BR>he's as flighty as a feather <BR>he's a darling! he's a demon! he's a clam! <BR><BR>he'd outpester any pest <BR>Drive a hornet from its nest <BR>he could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl <BR>he is gentle! he is wild! <BR>he's a riddle! he's a child! <BR>he's a headache! he's an Devil! <BR>he's a girl! (Maybe that splains it?) <BR><BR>How do you solve a problem like Stevio? <BR>How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? <BR>How do you find a word that means Stevio? <BR>A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown! <BR><BR>Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him <BR>Many a thing he ought to understand <BR>But how do you make him stay <BR>And listen to all you say <BR>How do you keep a wave upon the sand <BR><BR>Oh, how do you solve a problem like Stevio? <BR>How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?