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[Terri]

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer <BR><BR><BR>...... tell you a story<BR>About the house-man blues<BR>I come home one Friday<BR>Had to tell the landlady I'da lost my job<BR>She said that don't confront me<BR>Long as I get my money next Friday<BR>Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent<BR>And out the door I went<BR><BR>So I goes to the landlady<BR>I said you let me slide ?<BR>I'll have the rent for you in a month<BR>Next I don't know<BR>So said let me slide it on you know people<BR>I notice when I come home in the evening<BR>She ain't got nothing nice to say to me<BR>But for five year she was so nice<BR>Loh' she was lovy-dovy<BR>I come home one particular evening <BR>The landlady said you got the rent money yet ?<BR>I said no, can't find no job <BR>Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent<BR>She said I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job<BR>Said I seen you today you was standin' on a corner<BR>Leaning up against a post<BR>I said but I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day<BR>She said that don't confront me<BR>Long as I get my money next Friday<BR>Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent<BR>And out the door I went<BR><BR>So I go down the streets<BR>Down to my good friend's house<BR>I said look man I'm outdoors you know<BR>Can I stay with you maybe a couple days ?<BR>He said let me go and ask my wife<BR>He come out of the house<BR>I could see it in his face<BR>I know that was no<BR>He said I don't know man ah she kinda funny, you know<BR>I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny too<BR>So I go back home<BR>I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent<BR>She said yeah? I said oh yeah<BR>And then she was so nice<BR>Loh' she was lovy-dovy<BR>So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go<BR>I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go<BR>She a-howlin' about the front rent, <BR>she'll be lucky to get any back rent<BR>She ain't gonna get none of it<BR>So I stop in the local bar you know people<BR>I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender<BR>Said look man, come down here, he got down there<BR>So what you want ?<BR><BR>One bourbon, one scotch, one beer<BR>Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when<BR>I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin<BR>Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose<BR>Need me a triple shot of that juice<BR>Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear<BR>I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer<BR>One bourbon, one scotch, one beer<BR><BR>But I'm sitting now at the bar<BR>I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow<BR>I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer<BR>Looked down the bar, here come the bartender<BR>I said look man, come down here<BR>So what you want ?<BR><BR>One bourbon, one scotch, one beer<BR>No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last<BR>Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed<BR>Gonna get high man I ain't had enough<BR>Need me a triple shot of that stuff<BR>Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here<BR>I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer<BR>One bourbon, one scotch, one beer<BR><BR>Now by this time I'm plenty high<BR>You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high<BR>Looked down the bar I say to my bartender<BR>I said look man, come down here, he got down there<BR>So what you want this time ?<BR>I said look man, a-what time is it ?<BR>He said the clock on the wall say three o'clock<BR>Last call for alcohol, so what you need ?<BR><BR>One bourbon, one scotch, one beer<BR>No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week<BR>Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak<BR>Gonna get high man listen to me<BR>One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three<BR>I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear<BR>I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer<BR>One bourbon, one scotch, one beer<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>