I dont like kids!!!

[Terri]

Ok heres the deal, i call my gf to see if she wants to go to the mall because theres a 60%off shoe sale going on so she says yeah and we plan to meet there, i get there and there she is..hauling her toddler out of the back seat and i ask "what the hell did ya bring the kid for"? and she said noone would babysit...no sh!t??i wonder why...we already tried that the other day and the kid wouldnt sit in the stroller she wouldnt walk beside you nicely she wanted to run off ..scream when you picked her up...wait not just scream but kick and squirm and slobber and snot everywhere...her face as red as blood, try to buy her a drink...candy...whatever the kid was bent on acting like a......AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGG!! so...i said to hell with this lets go to Wendy's coz i love the chicken nuggets and maybe give the kid another chance to calm down and listen to reason...but no!!!!!!!!!! she had to run over to this huge row of gumball machines, why the hell do you need a variety of 100's of gumballs?? so..my friend who by this time i consider an enemy, dont ask me why... the homely little sh!t conned her monster into one..wouldnt ya know it? its as big as a golfball and blue!!! imaging slobber...snot mixed with this blue gum coming out of her mouth...plus having another fit for no reason at all..blue crap everywhere...redfaced bluemouthed snotty nose brat..people staring like we were aliens.....man it was a nightmare..im shaken by the whole episode<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>

[CHE]

Quitter <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">, j/k there crabby, see ya around the zone, bro <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

[Terri]

The state the world is in today and personally at this time and place in my life im going to have to reluctantly agree with you.

[Joe]

i like kids ... but not when parents let them act like little spawns of satan lol.

[CHE]

I would make a terrible parent. How come nobody else can admit that? Most people I see shouldn't be having kids.

[CHE]

You'd be better than me. Except for the labor and time part. You'd be better than me for that, too.

[CompSnake]

good parents buy there kids booze and let them stay out late, and have parties<BR>... unless you want your kids to be losers. but either way they are gonna do it behind your back<BR>no matter what you tell them

[Joe]

<br><br><< <i>good parents buy there kids booze and let them stay out late, and have parties<BR><BR>... unless you want your kids to be losers. but either way they are gonna do it behind your back<BR><BR>no matter what you tell them</i> >><br><br><BR><BR><BR>good parents hunt down their kids friends like you and shoot them to keep their kids from drinking <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

[KOFHazard]

hahahaha... I like Kids but only when they're calm... if they're all jumping around and being stupid then I don't like thme...

[Caveman Basser]

Well.. I don't just like my kids... I love them!! So there!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">

[Terri]

Wow wee your touchy ! gee CB it goes without saying what kind of parent you are .

[CHE]

A "spamming parent"? <BR><BR>Did I get it? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

[Caveman Basser]

Che Che Che.. Spammin and parenting have nothing in common.. Of course I like to think I'm awesome at both.. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

[verT]

The kid isn't to blame here, it's laziness on the parenting side. I have a two year old that follows hand commands from me like a dog so I don't have to yell. A quick snap of my fingers and I get his attention a couple flicks of my wrist and he's standing beside me like he should.

[Terri]

Thats it..PETA has been notified sir <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">

[Terri]

I've seen kids in the mall strapped in harnesses on a leash.<BR>

[verT]

<br><br><< <i>I've seen kids in the mall strapped in harnesses on a leash.</i> >><br><br><BR><BR>I always get a good giggle out of those it's like WTF are you doing. They really should have some sort of apptitude test for people to see if they should be parents otherwise they should be fixed...

[CompSnake]

those kids are fun to laugh at

[CHE]

YGTR! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

[CompSnake]

what does that mean!?!?!??!

[Polykranopalous]

so thats where I left her...<BR><img src="http://i.xanga.com/AspenJade/t/Elania_Fridge.jpg">

[CompSnake]

<br><br><< <i><< <i>good parents buy there kids booze and let them stay out late, and have parties<BR><BR><BR><BR>... unless you want your kids to be losers. but either way they are gonna do it behind your back<BR><BR><BR><BR>no matter what you tell them</i> >><BR><BR><BR><BR>Comon Joe your only 18 you gotta understand what I mean.<BR><BR><BR><BR>good parents hunt down their kids friends like you and shoot them to keep their kids from drinking <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"></i> >><br><br>

[danny16866]

<br><br><< <i> I've seen kids in the mall strapped in harnesses on a leash. </i> >><br><br><BR><BR>hehe.....i used to be one of those kids....i had ADHD(er.....techniclly i still have it but its under control)and my parents didnt want me taking the medicine unless i was in school(i had to or i would be expelled)because i then became a complete Zombie

[danny16866]

lol.....that pic reminds me of the time i left my cat in the fridge when i was 7.........and yes it is still alive

[Terri]

I like this kid <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"><BR><img src="http://freak.esmartweb.com/bubba.txt"><BR>

[Polykranopalous]

That would be pretty sweet to see...if only that pic was real

[SSL]

ok, start from the top, ur gf, brings her kid....is it yours?

[kazzy1313]

I hate this too, obviously the child is not well disciplined. tell your gf to start crackin the whip, I would have never been able to get away with that as a child.<BR><BR>Here's a link to help... <a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html">maddox</a>

[BAM!]

<br><br><< <i>Ok heres the deal, i call my gf to see if she wants to go to the mall because theres a 60%off shoe sale going on so she says yeah and we plan to meet there, i get there and there she is..hauling her toddler out of the back seat and i ask "what the hell did ya bring the kid for"? and she said noone would babysit...no sh!t??i wonder why...we already tried that the other day and the kid wouldnt sit in the stroller she wouldnt walk beside you nicely she wanted to run off ..scream when you picked her up...wait not just scream but kick and squirm and slobber and snot everywhere...her face as red as blood, try to buy her a drink...candy...whatever the kid was bent on acting like a......AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGG!! so...i said to hell with this lets go to Wendy's coz i love the chicken nuggets and maybe give the kid another chance to calm down and listen to reason...but no!!!!!!!!!! she had to run over to this huge row of gumball machines, why the hell do you need a variety of 100's of gumballs?? so..my friend who by this time i consider an enemy, dont ask me why... the homely little sh!t conned her monster into one..wouldnt ya know it? its as big as a golfball and blue!!! imaging slobber...snot mixed with this blue gum coming out of her mouth...plus having another fit for no reason at all..blue crap everywhere...redfaced bluemouthed snotty nose brat..people staring like we were aliens.....man it was a nightmare..im shaken by the whole episode<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"></i> >><br><br><BR><BR>LMAO!!!! <BR><BR>yeah.. kids ain't my thing. can't even imagine myself married, don't even ever mention kids to me <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

[Gravedigger]

if i had kids, i will just send them away to an adoption center cause i wont be able to survive with kids.

[PCgeek]

u r a kid <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">

[kazzy1313]

I'm beginning to not like kids also.

[Gravedigger]

<br><br><< <i>u r a kid <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0"></i> >><br><br><BR><BR>I mean little kids, like my little sis<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif" border="0">