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DoK
04-29-05, 05:08 PM
As some of you know, I work at a pawn shop. All sorts of assorted crap makes its way through our doors, and if you work here long enough, you'll eventually get to see and hear it all (one lady tried to pawn a can of Slim Fast and tuna).

One of my coworkers is an English major who found inspiration for his recent term paper in one of the boxes of porn that we always have in stock.

The linked document is his term paper, which he fully intends to turn in to be graded.

Please note that this document contains very explicit language.

"An Exegesis of Terms and Phrases Found on the Covers of Pornographic Videos in a Pawn Shop" (http://hardware-geek.com/Files/Porn.doc), by Joey LeDoux
Nova
04-29-05, 05:48 PM
well if you want sources i got a ton of em, like www.p... oh nm :p
PCgeek
04-30-05, 02:45 PM
Is the professor male or female?
DoK
04-30-05, 02:49 PM
She's a chick.
PCgeek
04-30-05, 02:56 PM
Lmao!!!
AzN
04-30-05, 05:16 PM
She's a chick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
rero360
05-02-05, 12:07 PM
that really shouldn't matter, it does the vast majority of the time but there are women out there who can look at the subject matter with a open mind. I think that it was a pretty well written paper, he should get a good grade for it.
DoK
05-02-05, 01:21 PM
Yeah, it was well written. We've been joking around with him since he wrote it because he almost makes porno seem scholarly.

Although, we did have to correct him on the meaning of the "D.P.". He put deep penetration, but we all thought it was double penetration. It's funny, because no one wanted to say anything because he made it sound like he knew what he was talking about, so we just kept quiet so as not to sound stupid :)
Crax
05-02-05, 02:09 PM
Haha, the scholar of D.P. :p Let's see if the prof corrects him :)
PCgeek
05-02-05, 05:13 PM
I can imagine the prof going, "Joey, grab a friend of yours and I'll show you what D.P. really means."
in54n3
05-02-05, 05:16 PM
omg stop talking lol
Zefram
05-04-05, 09:46 PM
I can imagine the prof going, "Joey, grab a friend of yours and I'll show you what D.P. really means."
:D
Most of the lecturers nowadays are females, and most of my female lecturer are open-minded, so i think he'll get good grades. That if the lecturer open-minded. I hate people with conservative minds!