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Zefram
05-29-05, 12:38 PM
YAHOO! NEWS (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050529/ap_on_fe_st/chicken_ticketed)

"RIDGECREST, Calif. - A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. The $54 citation for impeding traffic was dismissed Friday after Linc and Helena Moore's attorney argued that the fowl was domesticated and could not be charged as livestock."

watch our for your chicken , or else it'll went jaywalking and you'll get a ticket for it :D

AzN
05-29-05, 09:17 PM
Wow... how sad.

nav007
05-30-05, 03:48 AM
hmm...why would one domesticate a chicken???
Should only do 1 thing with a chicken....EAT IT!

PCgeek
05-30-05, 12:26 PM
Thats bull, the godamned chicked should pay up...

Zefram
05-30-05, 12:42 PM
I heard in US or elsewhere that people caught jaywalking are fined............ well, how did these people categorized as "jaywalking?"
How much the fine and well, can you like accused people of jaywalking? :D

Rudegar
05-30-05, 12:51 PM
maybe if you cross the street even though it's red insted of green ?

maybe if you are soo drunk you are doing slalom from the sidewalk out into the middle of the street ?

about the chinking then if you domesticate it dont it count as a pet
and is it legal to eat a pet ?

Zefram
05-30-05, 01:04 PM
and is it legal to eat a pet ?
If only the pet is yours. But well, if you do cook your pet and want to consume it, better make sure you do it silently, you dont want to make a commotion out of it.................

Hate those animal activist, as i myself wont torture animal if the animal leave me alone...............

Rudegar
05-30-05, 01:41 PM
so if they dont bug you you'll just give them a quick death without perlonged turture like pulling off their claws/horns/scales ? ;)

about being able to eat your pets then i think it would be illegal here
at least having figths between pets for sport is

AzN
05-30-05, 02:31 PM
In asia, people eat cats, dogs, and even rats!!! GROSS

Rudegar
05-30-05, 02:48 PM
not all of asia i bet
heard some person from the north of china who said they only ate them in the south
think he ment south of china and not the south part of asia

always hear from people who travel around asia that there are always places you can buy deepfried roachs not sure if it's only something the tourists eat though
because deepfried things are not that good for you ;)

Zefram
05-31-05, 12:08 PM
not all of asia i bet
heard some person from the north of china who said they only ate them in the south
think he ment south of china and not the south part of asia

always hear from people who travel around asia that there are always places you can buy deepfried roachs not sure if it's only something the tourists eat though
because deepfried things are not that good for you ;)
Since i'm the TRUE Asian here, so i'll make it clear for you guys:
If you want to eat EXOTIC food, here's the location:

Thailand :
Deepfried Roaches
Steamed Snakes
Fried Honey Bees

Indonesia :
Fried Tree Worm
Fried Larva (not sure about the origin of the larva)
Fried Cricket

India :
Fried Rats
Fried or Fresh snake

China :
All the stuff above, you can find it here :D

Malaysia, my country, we have little or none of these stuff
But rest assured, we have no such thing as cannibal here, and all the exotic food mentioned above is very rare and hard to find here. Its not like they're going to put fried ****roaches in your mushroom soup ;)

newtech
06-01-05, 12:37 AM
I prefer grilled steaks, barbeque pork steaks, barbeque chicken, grilled trout or catfish...UUUMMMMMM! :)

Zefram
06-01-05, 12:46 AM
I prefer grilled steaks, barbeque pork steaks, barbeque chicken, grilled trout or catfish...UUUMMMMMM! :)
Come here then and smell the frangipani :D

newtech
06-01-05, 01:34 AM
Come here then and smell the frangipani :D

What's frangipani?

Zefram
06-01-05, 11:24 AM
frangipani [fránji pánni, fránji pni]
(plural frangipanis)
noun

1. trees tree with perfumed flowers: a tropical American deciduous tree with white, yellow, or pink flowers that have an extremely strong sweet perfume.
Genus: Plumeria

2. perfume: perfume made from the flowers of the frangipani tree, or in imitation of their scent


Its a old saying in my country - which bring the meaning of "come here and you'll see :D)

§hinoßi
06-01-05, 11:30 AM
you can't eat ur pet, that's animal cruelty and you'll get.......A FINE OMG!!!!

thats hillarious, you get the death penalty for shooting someone between the eyes, but you get a fine for toturing a dog to death.....gg christian republican conservatives.

Rudegar
06-01-05, 11:59 AM
well the christians believe that animals dont have imortal souls
so god dont go acopolytic on your rear end if you
deside to do a reverse turn of the other cheek if you feel they bug you ;)

§hinoßi
06-01-05, 12:12 PM
its almost like a cs admin.

They preach their retarded morals, then don't follow them, lol, gg god, gl hf, gh

omga14
06-03-05, 12:44 AM
they tried to pass a law here in hawaii last month to ban the eating of cats and dogs. it didn't pass. what does that tell you? hey, being a traveled man(caribbean, most of south america, parts of central) i've eaten cat, dog, llama, donkey, and some strange meat i never got the source of. of them all i didn't like donkey or llama.............i mean i really didn't like llama. i'd eat sauced @$$holes before i eat that again.