View Full Version : The Laws of CS: Source
§hinoßi
10-08-05, 06:10 AM
Feel free to add your own...
1. The pump shotgun is more accurate if you jump
2. a person running backwards with an ak/m4 is as fast as you running forward with a knife
3. if you grenade lands on the enemies face, it does 12 dmg, whereas, when they throw a nade 40 ft away from you it does 80 dmg
4. The person who reacts slower always wins
5. if you are directly behind your teammate, whoever is shooting them will hit you, and completely miss them
§hinoßi
10-08-05, 07:59 AM
lol im at work right now, but these are common reasons why I go through keyboards like toilet paper.
oh yeah:
6. You can throw a flash in front of an enemies face and they will not be flashed, but if they throw a flash behind you, around a corner, and behind a wall, you will be flashed for a full 10 seconds.
§hinoßi
10-08-05, 11:11 AM
come on people, lets add to this:
7. the glock only knocks YOUR aim up.
8. running with the awp will make you shoot your toes, but jumping with it and all of a sudden you can't miss
9. only girls use awps :p
§hinoßi
10-08-05, 02:11 PM
god dammit im sick of people complaining about the awp.
At least when I awp I have to aim at you, whereas, when u m4, as long as u spray in my general direction, youll eventually get a hs
9. The para can only headshot a guy from a mile away if you arent trying to do it
10. Spray painting naked picture of celebrities will slow down your team........... :D
10. Spray painting naked picture of celebrities will slow down your team........... :D
true true
11. runnign and spraying with the desert eagle will keep you alive longer, and get you more kills then crouching aiming and shooting from a distance.
12. Cannabilizing enemy corpse is fun and anger your opponent........ anger leads to the dark side :eek:
12. The ak is better than the m4
speedy11309
10-10-05, 12:26 AM
13. shinobi sucks at source.
13. shinobi sucks at source.
agagagagagagag :D
gokusimpson
10-10-05, 07:38 PM
That would be kewl if we had a server to play CS source on.
It would be 1v1: someone vs Shinobi to see who is teh masta.
That would be kewl if we had a server to play CS source on.
It would be 1v1: someone vs Shinobi to see who is teh masta.
You could host the game right? Especially those with fat bandwith and stuff........
Latency sucks ass......... in SE Asia all gamers are big nOOb
with girls like the ones in ur avataar (especialy the first one) i'm not surprised, hell if i moved there the only game i'd ever play is 3dmark :p
so what do i need to have a source server? i have an extra comp here that i'm thinking of shooting to my sis. 5 year old tech so i haven't done much with it.
i'd leave it on 24/7 so anyone who wanted to play could have at it against each other.
Stone Fox
10-11-05, 04:16 AM
14) incoming fire has right of way
15) friendly fire isn't
16) Trying to be tactical means you end up cut off, out on your own surrounded by bad guys.
17) Somehow when you throw a grenade in an enclosed space it always ends up back at your own feet.
18) I rule at CS:S - Period.
Stone Fox
10-11-05, 05:55 AM
12. The ak is better than the m4
Only at close range.
Stone Fox
10-11-05, 05:56 AM
19) - Losers always moan about either your weapons or your tactic (Awp's are unfair! moan moan, weep, cry) or if you don't give them a chance to they'll accuse you of cheating / hacking (he's using a speed hack, moan, moan, weep, cry)
§hinoßi
10-12-05, 05:40 AM
omg that is so true about nades hahaha
20. I scrim with PG, Devestation, uRs, TFS, etc, I AM CAL I!! GAHAHAHA!!
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