NotMyBest2Day
11-19-05, 10:30 AM
Podcast: Someone had the revolutionary idea of taking a compressed audio file and putting it online. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy when I describe it for what it is, does it you morons? It would have been a great idea if streaming audio wasn't already around for over a decade before the word "podcast" entered the lexicon. Man, I can't stand the word "lexicon." Talking about all these sh!tty words has made me start using sh!tty words. I'm so pissed, I just slammed the door shut on some kid's nuts.
Podcasting: It's snob for "streaming audio."
Podcatcher: Any idiot with an iPod, web browser, or ears.
iPod: This is one of those inventions that makes people say: "why didn't I think of that?" On news shows anyway. One of the anchors on FOX News said "now the music industry is waiting for someone to come along and invent the next iPod." Wow, if only I had thought of the bright idea of putting an mp3 player on a portable hard drive. Damn that's brilliant. I had that idea years ago. I also have another idea: a car that can fly. I will sue anyone who makes it.
iPodder: A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up @sshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
Maddox is awesome. I've been following his rants since his website got mentioned on the radio because of an article he did. He got 14 million hits that day, and ever since gets between 1-4M/day. For the first few weeks, the CGI counter couldn't keep up.
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Podcasting: It's snob for "streaming audio."
Podcatcher: Any idiot with an iPod, web browser, or ears.
iPod: This is one of those inventions that makes people say: "why didn't I think of that?" On news shows anyway. One of the anchors on FOX News said "now the music industry is waiting for someone to come along and invent the next iPod." Wow, if only I had thought of the bright idea of putting an mp3 player on a portable hard drive. Damn that's brilliant. I had that idea years ago. I also have another idea: a car that can fly. I will sue anyone who makes it.
iPodder: A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up @sshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
Maddox is awesome. I've been following his rants since his website got mentioned on the radio because of an article he did. He got 14 million hits that day, and ever since gets between 1-4M/day. For the first few weeks, the CGI counter couldn't keep up.
The Best Page In The Universe (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net)