Near miss.

[Stone Fox]

Today, for the first time in my life I was GLAD to be told I wouldn't be getting laid tonight. Or for another 5 days for that matter.

Anyone care to guess why?

[MD_Willington]

Dodged a bullet eh?

[Avid6eek]

It must be BJ week :)

[Nova]

um my guess is he fount out his partner has aids, he won the lotery instead, went out and found a hotter woman, or something along those lines.

[Zefram]

My guess that his dick shrinked because of the cold temperature, or he just found went for a sex change operation :D

[AzN]

she had a STD/she was ugly as fukc

[omga14]

that qualude you took won't quite wear off for another five days?

[Stone Fox]

It must be BJ week :)

Yup! It is! :)

And the reason I was GLAD to hear it... Well, I'm just going to blame the cheap self destructing condoms I bought the other day.


WHEW!!!!!

[MD_Willington]

Get the urethane ones, they are a helluva lot stronger than Latex, and cause less allergic reaction than latex... Better yet, tell her to take the pill and go bareback...

Rubbers --> Like taking a shower with your socks on... --> eww

[AMDnewbie2005]

^ I heard raincoat, anyway good for you:sniper:

[Zefram]

Get the urethane ones, they are a helluva lot stronger than Latex, and cause less allergic reaction than latex... Better yet, tell her to take the pill and go bareback...
Why dont you try the new baby-skin condoms?
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1264/baby8wx.jpg

RFOL!!!

[MD_Willington]

I've tried the lamb skins, besides smelling weird, they seem to work okay...

[PimpMySystem]

is bj-week something like week of the condom :confused: WTF :D
damn i never understand how the americans have gotten this low on dignity (sorry mates) must be because of the atheistic law no wonder i dont like the soaps even comedy for crying out loud

[FrozenMercury]

Is it just me or have the forums turned a little more PG13?

[chris000001]

is bj-week something like week of the condom :confused: WTF :D

BJ week is when **** is happening down south once a month on a woman

damn i never understand how the americans have gotten this low on dignity (sorry mates) must be because of the atheistic law no wonder i dont like the soaps even comedy for crying out loud

what exactly do you mean?

[PimpMySystem]

never mind ok ? dont wanna talk about it

[MD_Willington]

Funny thing is how many people don't know that there is only a certain time frame when a female can actually conceive, the rest of the time it ain't going to happen...

[Stone Fox]

That's right in *theory*. During rag week and for the first week or two afterwards you shouldn't be able to concieve. But that doesn't always work.

[§hinoßi]

Today, for the first time in my life I was GLAD to be told I wouldn't be getting laid tonight. Or for another 5 days for that matter.

Anyone care to guess why?

i dont care what the reason is, there is NEVER an excuse to be GLAD you aren't getting laid...

[omga14]

hear hear.......or is it here here......i'm confused now but i adimantly agree with wierd letters name guy above:D

you better have a damn good excuse for this illogical joy over the lack of the good stuff.

[MD_Willington]

There is an alternative... that ultra fancy method for the ages...

Pulling out..

LOL