friday i'm in news

[Rudegar]

http://www.presstelegram.com/search/ci_5090251
well if you wanna be named hamm pumas are bound to be into you
they are not good enough to tell the diff between ham and hamm :P

http://english.pravda.ru/hotspots/crimes/24-01-2007/86733-mummified-0
trouble is after that many years the vodka evaporate and it's basicly just water :S

[Zefram]

"Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, `I've got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in
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the eye,"' she said. "So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn't want to go in as easy as I thought it would."

When the pen bent and became useless, Nell Hamm went back to using the log. The lion eventually let go and with blood on its snout stood staring at the woman, who screamed and waved her wooden weapon until the animal slowly walked away.

The lion probably thought, "heck they jab me in the eye and hit me with a log, and all of this for an old man?"
Thus he slowly turned and walked away :D

.....Besides, the guy was very thin, he looked like a mummy while still alive.

Likewise, sanitation authorities refused to carry out decontamination of the apartment despite a request filed by a local police station. You have no problem after getting rid of a man who causes this problem, as Josef Stalin used to say.
Well i think he was mummified alive :p

And decontamination? Nobody decontaminate a pyramid or pharaoh's tomb? ;)

[Rudegar]

The lion probably thought, "Hey what a whimp getting his girl to fight his battles, guess it's the same deal in bar brawls" :P

[Qbical]

that was pretty crazy with that guy