View Full Version : Why I will never have a girlfriend.
This (http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend) is pretty old, but an awesome read nevertheless.
AKHandyman
01-25-08, 10:55 AM
It does explain a few things that I went through when I was in my mid to late twenties ... though I will say that I was super fortunate to have had a few beautiful women in my life that made up for some terrific times ... if you know what I mean :woot:
I too thought I might end up alone and I did marry a few times that I know I shouldn't have ... on one marriage, I lost everything ... :(
But us men are resilient and I bounced back ... I now have the most beautiful woman at my side and we are quite a team ... so it does happen, Nova ... you just have to have patience and a little luck ... :)
AK
that is pretty funny.
AK, man u make it sound like u are a 100 yrs old. lol
O and nova, u live in FL i go there like every other month and u have to be a MONSTER to not get a girl out there. maybe u just to polish up your game a little bit?
that is pretty funny.
AK, man u make it sound like u are a 100 yrs old. lol
O and nova, u live in FL i go there like every other month and u have to be a MONSTER to not get a girl out there. maybe u just to polish up your game a little bit?
Actually I've had girls ask me out but I'm just to stressed out to really do any dating, that and the fact that I try to avoid serious relationships like the plague.
Comixion
01-25-08, 05:09 PM
that is pretty funny.
AK, man u make it sound like u are a 100 yrs old. lol
He is:) .........
I like the reply the girl sent to him... the question would be where did she fall off the list? Do you really think she made it to intelligence?
From: G——@webtv.net (G—— H——)
Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2000 07:31:36 -0500 (EST)
To: psychonaut@nothingisreal.com
THERE ARE TWO THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ONE 1# WHO GAVE BIRT TO YOU
A CABBAGE LEAF YOU
CAN FROM WOMAN, IT HAS ALWAYS
BEEN ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM & STEVE NO# 2 YOU NEED GOD IN REAL BAD WAY
, I WILL BE PRAYIN FOR YOU , YOU HAVE SOME WORPED
IDEAS, AND REALLY NEED HELP, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KNDA RELATIONSHIP
YOU'VE HAD WITH FEMALES IN YOUR PAST, BUT SPEAKING FOR ALL THE WOMAN
IN THE WORLD, THERE I THREE SIDES TO EVERY STORIE AND YOU PROBABLY HAD
YOUR FINGERS INVOLDED, AND IF YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN WITH THE FEMALE GENDER THEN YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO JUDGE ALL THE
WOMAN IN THE WORLD LIKEYOU HAVE, AND THIS TELLS ME THAT YOU LIKE MALES,
AND YOU REALLY NEED TO READ A BIBLE
AND SEE WHAT AWAITS YOU IN GODS WRATH, NOT TO MANY DAYS HENCE, NOT
EVERY WOMAN IS BAD
OR STUPIED, OR BABYMAKERS YOU GOT DEEP ROOTED PROBLEMS THAT MAY STEM
FROM YOUR PAST BUT
YOU REALLY NEED TO SEEK HELP AND YOUR SITE WAS NOT FUNNY IT
ONLY SHOWED HOW LITTLE OF A PERSON YOU REALLY ARE IN SIDE
AND HOW HURT YOU'VE BEEN ......
She's completely crazy! I'd be scared of her honestly.
I like the reply the girl sent to him... the question would be where did she fall off the list? Do you really think she made it to intelligence?
She's completely crazy! I'd be scared of her honestly.
Again, it's not video games that make me want to kill people... :sniper:
I like the reply the girl sent to him... the question would be where did she fall off the list? Do you really think she made it to intelligence?
She's completely crazy! I'd be scared of her honestly.
That ***** missed the whole point.
Again, it's not video games that make me want to kill people... :sniper:
I think since natural selection has been put on hold due to us looking out for these people, it should only be fair that some of us are given the chance to restore balance when needed.
I think since natural selection has been put on hold due to us looking out for these people, it should only be fair that some of us are given the chance to restore balance when needed.
It's population control, just like hunting deer. :)
FrozenMercury
01-26-08, 08:50 AM
that is pretty funny.
AK, man u make it sound like u are a 100 yrs old. lol
You make it sound like he's not...
It was the voice in HER head that made me kill her... Not sure that one would hold up in court. Ironic, that in the paper it said that some guy isn't held legally responsible for killing his daughter because the voice of god told him to do it. I think religion makes people kill more than violent video games haha. Sorry to all you bible thumpers that think otherwise. Good read by the way.
Stone Fox
01-27-08, 06:58 PM
It's population control, just like hunting deer. :)
No dude, in this case it's pest control!
That article was great. :D
Anyway, the reason i dont have girlfriend is because i fell in love every 5 minutes...... there's too many selections lol
Natural Selections? Nah, that's messed up because humans messed it up. Plastic surgery, porn, internet porn, etc........ that's already kicked natural selection out of the equations :eek:
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