Return of the revenge of the 419

[Stone Fox]

Just got emailed this.


From the Desk of Dr. David Zongo
Manager Bill and Exchange Dept
African Development Bank (ADB)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
Dear Friend,

I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise. I am the bill and
Exchange manager in African Development Bank .I Hope that you will not
expose or betray this trust and confident that
i am about to Repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both
families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $15.6 million
Immediately to your account. The money has been dormant for years in
our
Bank here without any body coming for it.
I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our
deceased
customer(the owner Of the account) who died a long with his supposed
next of kin in an air Crash since July 2000.
I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned
fund.

So this is the reason why i contacted you, so that the bank can release
the
money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.

Please i will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete
if you
are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the
Business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the
Above mentioned sum. Acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance
of my mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following:

1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers


Dr. David Zongo
African Development Bank,
Burkina Faso West Africa.

[FrozenMercury]

Haha. Did you commence the bombarding of his email box with pictures from various shock sites?

[Crax]

Dude, free money! lolboo

[Stone Fox]

Haha. Did you commence the bombarding of his email box with pictures from various shock sites?


Tell me more....

[speedy11309]

heres my question, why are scammers always doctors? i always email them back saying if youre a freaking doctor, why are you asking me for money you moron? then i commence the spamming of goatse and the like.:scared:

:sniper: :spam:

[Zefram]

This Would Answer The Question (http://www.silicon.com/research/specialreports/thespamreport/0,39025001,10002928,00.htm) of what will happen if you reply to one of those nigerian scam mails :p

[Stone Fox]

Dear Mr.Zongo,

My full name is: Ignorant scamming monkey f*cker the Third

my address is:

AIDS infested sh*thole,
any street,
any town,
Burkina Faso

my direct phone number is: 0800-EAT-SH*T
my fax number is:.... well, you get the message by now right mr Scammer?

Btw, I've forwarded a copy of your email to the police department in Burkina Faso, I hope you get raped in prison. x


I thought that summed my feelings up pretty nicely.

[Comixion]

lol...I've got a few of them in the past.

On a sad note ...a couple I know, well, my wife knows , fell for it and lost I think it was about $15,000. Really.

[AKHandyman]

This Would Answer The Question of what will happen if you reply to one of those nigerian scam mails
Geez, so that's how it's done ... funny stuff ... :D

I think I got one of those e-mails a long time ago, and when I read it, I just laughed my ass off ... I didn't think anybody was that stupid to fall for that shyt ... but then again, look at Comixion's wife's friend ... now that is sad ... sorry to hear that ... there's nothing that can be done to get the money back ... :(

[Comixion]

If they were dumb enough to fall for something like that from complete strangers....well, I cant feel sorry for them.
Common sense is not always of an abundance these days.

[yahooadam]

If they were dumb enough to fall for something like that from complete strangers....well, I cant feel sorry for them.
Common sense is not always of an abundance these days.
sadly i partly agree

Sure it sucks for them, but if your stupid enough to fall for one of these scam emails ... well ...

[omga14]

I usually ask them if they're trying to seduce me and send an attatched pic of my left testicle....it's my good side.

[Zefram]

I usually ask them if they're trying to seduce me and send an attatched pic of my left testicle....it's my good side.

and the next thing you know, they'll flood your e-mail inbox with more spam....... and since you'd attached picture of your left testicle, they'd send all those 'male enhancement ******************************/cream/spray/pump/lockets' LOL on that :D

Anyway, dont reply to the spammers. Infact, dont reply to any spam. That just confirm that your e-mail exists, and since you taken the effort to read and reply to them (no matter what you reply, even sending pics of testicle considered a good reply for them), they'd be more compelled to send more spam to you :p