Comixion
03-06-08, 02:38 PM
Here's some signs
1. Wherever you go your followed by a potted plant in loafers.
2. The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps when you leave your cubicle.
3. The Office coffee has a hint of hazelnut and sodium pentohal.
4. The parking space next to yours has "Reserved for person following (your name)".
5. You find yourself getting tasered more often than the previous boss.
6. The new secretary looks a hell of a lot like the chick on "Alias".
7. Instead of a Family photo on his desk, he has a picture of you sleeping.
8. While alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to stop blocking the camera lense.
9. He is critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
10. The fax machine just coughed.
1. Wherever you go your followed by a potted plant in loafers.
2. The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps when you leave your cubicle.
3. The Office coffee has a hint of hazelnut and sodium pentohal.
4. The parking space next to yours has "Reserved for person following (your name)".
5. You find yourself getting tasered more often than the previous boss.
6. The new secretary looks a hell of a lot like the chick on "Alias".
7. Instead of a Family photo on his desk, he has a picture of you sleeping.
8. While alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to stop blocking the camera lense.
9. He is critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
10. The fax machine just coughed.