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Just reminding everyone that its April fools so heads up when you head out to work/school today.
lol thanks for the heads up!
Also as another heads up I would suggest nobody use youtube for the next 24 hours.
i just clicked on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI and Rick Astley - never gonna give you up came up?! WTF
Edit :
Seems to be on all the videos lol
Owh snap, i was lucky i didnt get fooled...... luckily i go back home after college, and not hanging out there :p
I'm thinking that I'm ready for change. Hillary seems like just the person to do it, so I'll be voting for her in November. Socialized healthcare seems like a pretty good deal when you really think about it. I think she's the only candidate we can trust.
I'm thinking that I'm ready for change. Hillary seems like just the person to do it, so I'll be voting for her in November. Socialized healthcare seems like a pretty good deal when you really think about it. I think she's the only candidate we can trust.
:sniper:
Hopefully this wont start a fight DoK
I'm thinking that I'm ready for change. Hillary seems like just the person to do it, so I'll be voting for her in November. Socialized healthcare seems like a pretty good deal when you really think about it. I think she's the only candidate we can trust.
now thats taking april fools to far there DoK ... ;)
And on that note... I've decided to give up my Mac and switch to the land of PCs! :thumb:
Thanatos
04-01-08, 01:22 PM
And on that note... I've decided to give up my Mac and switch to the land of PCs! :thumb:
Really, cause ive decided to go to the superior platform of the Mac ive ordered the best thing since slicked bread the Mac Air. I cant wait to be able to surf the internet and stuff on a laptop that *GASP* can fit in a manilla envelope!!! Forget about a supercharged computer or connector ports or playing real games or a DVD drive, you dont need those things if its super thin. :teeth:
Really, cause ive decided to go to the superior platform of the Mac ive ordered the best thing since slicked bread the Mac Air. I cant wait to be able to surf the internet and stuff on a laptop that *GASP* can fit in a manilla envelope!!! Forget about a supercharged computer or playing real games or a DVD drive, you dont need those things if its super thin. :teeth:
Glad to see that you've seen that light! HAHA!
at least everyone here has a sense of humor.
AKHandyman
04-01-08, 02:12 PM
Yeah, that's all fun and good, but seriously ... I've decided to join in with DoK ... Hillary is my main squeeze right now, so if any of you guys want to join in with us, just chime in ... ;)
ew, thats all i am gonna say about that one.
Comixion
04-01-08, 02:42 PM
So, "doing" her would be out of the question?
AKHandyman
04-01-08, 02:58 PM
I'll designate you as the official "do-her," ... she'll love it ... :D
So, "doing" her would be out of the question?
I vote that you be banned for that comment. Never in my life have I come across such a vile, despicable and offensive comment.
Who is this women your talking about?
Who is this women your talking about?
I hope this will sum it up.
http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2007-november/hillary_clinton.jpg
AKHandyman
04-01-08, 06:21 PM
Nova's current love interest ... she's a looker by farhttp://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6409/smallhillaryangryfacekd3.jpg! She also has some high aspirations by trying to buy her way .... er, I mean be voted in as the next President of the U.S. .... :p
And this ain't no April Fools joke!! :-0)
Comixion
04-01-08, 06:29 PM
Hey, you guys quit making fun of my woman....I mean our next President.
AKHandyman
04-01-08, 06:53 PM
Hey, you guys quit making fun of my woman....I mean our next President.Sorry buddy, Nova's got her already, you need to find yourself another one ... How about this one?http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4439/1nan1055dbb9tr3.jpg
I'm sorry to break it to you guys but Hillary's not my type. I prefer foreign women like this Asian girl, just look at her beautiful smile.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/NovaSk/63685.jpg
I'm sorry to break it to you guys but Hillary's not my type. I prefer foreign women like this Asian girl, just look at her beautiful smile.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/NovaSk/63685.jpg
ILAW for the win!
although that picture creeps me out just a little.
AKHandyman
04-01-08, 09:03 PM
Much better choice than those other wenches .... :p
Comixion
04-01-08, 09:10 PM
what smile?:p ......
Nova.......... tis' early in the morning, and now i could think of is hitting the club tonight. Exotic pictures could really messed your plan up :eek:
As for the presidential issues, i always kept hearing about obama and hilary. How about Sen. McCain. Yeah he's republican, but dont tell me people really going all out for democrats?
It was April Fools, Zef. I'm certainly not voting for Hitlery or Obama, but I'm not enthused about McCain, either.
AKHandyman
04-02-08, 12:54 PM
It was April Fools, Zef. I'm certainly not voting for Hitlery or Obama, but I'm not enthused about McCain, either.Well you better start getting enthused about him, good buddy!! He's the only one that's gonna let you keep your guns!! Both Obama and Hilary have said that if they get elected, they are going to do everything they can to reduce gun violence and that is basically removing or rewriting new law to the 2nd Amendment!! He's also better prepared to led us in the war on terror than those other two, which both are catering to the whims of the far-left zealots who would rather see the fall of the United States than to keep it safe!!
I'm going to carry this rant over to the appropriate section ... someday, maybe ...:-
Well you better start getting enthused about him, good buddy!! He's the only one that's gonna let you keep your guns!! Both Obama and Hilary have said that if they get elected, they are going to do everything they can to reduce gun violence and that is basically removing or rewriting new law to the 2nd Amendment!! He's also better prepared to led us in the war on terror than those other two, which both are catering to the whims of the far-left zealots who would rather see the fall of the United States than to keep it safe!!
I'm going to carry this rant over to the appropriate section ... someday, maybe ...:-
Man is you're real name Bill O'Reilly by any chance?
AKHandyman
04-02-08, 01:09 PM
Man is you're real name Bill O'Reilly by any chance?
Well, yes it is ... I have been using this pseudonym for about two years now ... :p
I really don't want to participate in this debate. But I was raised to hate bill o'rilly. Then this year I read a book about him and realized that was I was being told wasn't the truth and I need to make up my own mind.
AKHandyman
04-02-08, 01:26 PM
I really don't want to participate in this debate. But I was raised to hate bill o'rilly. Then this year I read a book about him and realized that was I was being told wasn't the truth and I need to make up my own mind.
A lot of people have been told to not listen to him or just plain hate him! If anyone who doesn't like him because of what other people have said about him, then they are missing out on one very intelligent, well-versed, and honest man. He used to teach high school before he became a writer and radio talk-show host. For the left wing to say he's dishonest and rude, is because they are afraid to go on his show, in fear that he will show that they don't have a righteous cause after all. He is by far more fair and balanced that any other news commentator out there. He calls a spade a spade and he is also an Independent, not Democrat or Republican. He has many times voiced his displeasure over the Bush Administration's stupid policies. But he also stands up for what is right. In particular, he has fought long and hard for Jessica's Law, which I think is great. Many other attributes about him make him stand above the rest.
Geeez, I sure do love talking about myself, don't I ...:D:p
He's the only one that's gonna let you keep your guns!! Both Obama and Hilary have said that if they get elected, they are going to do everything they can to reduce gun violence and that is basically removing or rewriting new law to the 2nd Amendment!! He's also better prepared to led us in the war on terror than those other two, which both are catering to the whims of the far-left zealots who would rather see the fall of the United States than to keep it safe!!
I'm going to carry this rant over to the appropriate section ... someday, maybe ...:-
I didn't say I was weighing my options, only that I'm not happy about the one that's left.
AKHandyman
04-02-08, 02:22 PM
I didn't say I was weighing my options, only that I'm not happy about the one that's left.
Many are not happy with Sen. McCain, but he is far better experienced to lead our country than the other two. There is no doubt about that! Just expect the far-left to attack John McCain like there is no tomorrow!! They have kicked and screamed about the Republicans for eight years and they act like they now have a legitimate chance at the White House, almost to the point where they think that they DESERVE IT!! Now that's a load of horsecrap if I ever saw it!!
The Democrats are eventually gonna doom themselves in their nomination process ... where the majority of all voters will see for themselves that neither one (Obama & Clinton) have the ability to lead ... it's just a matter of time ... ;)
Many are not happy with Sen. McCain, but he is far better experienced to lead our country than the other two.
Ex-soldier, ex-POW........... do i smell the coming wars?
But nah, at least he looked smart. Seen him couple of times at Jon Stewards' The Daily Show, and he show great sense of self-control and rhetorically, he's better than the current president..... i wont mention his name because if i do, then i'll get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris :eek:
For the left wing to say he's dishonest and rude, is because they are afraid to go on his show, in fear that he will show that they don't have a righteous cause after all.
Or because he'll just cut their mics. But honestly, who the hell is the left wing? I always hear this from FOX and only FOX and if there is a left wing, then who the hell is the right wing?
Geeez, I sure do love talking about myself, don't I ...:D:p
It would appear so...
AKHandyman
04-03-08, 02:15 AM
Well Nova, it appears to me that you haven't been on top of current events as much as you would like to be ... You are, I believe, to be a man of intelligence and one that no doubt prides himself of being "in the know." If you say that you have heard that on Fox and only Fox, then you obviously haven't been watching MSNBC, where their commentary has had references to both the right AND left political wings or factions, which ever you may chose. Fox is the highest rated cable news network in the country, while MSNBC's ratings are severely down. Why would that be? Could it have something to do with the fact that FOX news reports BOTH sides of the story, more equally and with an unbiased tone?
You were the one who said I sounded like Bill O'Reilly and in jest, I admitted to that. But in all fairness, Bill has never cut the wires to anyone's microphone ... if his guests get out of control, they just cut to commercial like any other news organization would, including the ones that blatantly favor Obama, like NBC and CBS. The news media today is so liberal and secular, that it's no wonder that many argue as to where real values and morales have gone. The main-stream media has gone so far to the left, it is totally unrecognizable from just 20 years ago ... I can remember when the CBS or NBC nightly news was on, that there would NEVER have been this outward agitation spewing forth towards a sitting President. There was respect and honor. That doesn't seem to be the case with the three public networks or news print media.
But back to my point, and that being that liberal media and press have an agenda and that is to make sure a Democrat wins the White House! They'll say or print anything that will undermine John McCain, as they believe him to be the biggest threat to their plans. Needless to say, they (the media) are finding it very difficult to find ANYTHING of detrimental value to smear his name with. And that's what's causing the liberal left to be shaking in their collective sandals ... on top of that, their own leaders are arguing amongst themselves over who is the right person to lead this country. It will be interesting to say the least as to who the Democrats decide on to be their nominee ... and from the way I look at ... America will vote their conscious with who they believe will protect this country the best ... John McCain just recently gave a speech where he said that he was DEFINITELY AGAINST WAR!
When will people understand that when a strong military supports peace and freedom, there never is a conflict, but when enemies believe there is a weakness to be taken advantage of, they attack viciously and without mercy ... such is the enemy of radical Muslim jihadists. They will kill you or me without a moments notice. I will vote for the person who I believe will keep this country safe ... you should too.
You were the one who said I sounded like Bill O'Reilly and in jest, I admitted to that. But in all fairness, Bill has never cut the wires to anyone's microphone ... if his guests get out of control, they just cut to commercial like any other news organization would
I disagree as you can blatantly see here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cuRCS_qshV0) and here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yDpIAqfWR2g) and here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTkFU4MtubU).
John McCain just recently gave a speech where he said that he was DEFINITELY AGAINST WAR!
And yet he said this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VFknKVjuyNk)...
I will vote for the person who I believe will keep this country safe ... you should too.
Not allowed to vote yet. So I guess that gives me the right to ***** about anyone elected. :p
Also another reason I hate FOX is because of this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NYA9ufivbDw&feature=related) I mean seriously, who the **** reports news with "some people say". John Stewart did a joke about this where fox used a question mark after every point they made, like "Alqueda responsible for 9/11?" or something along those lines. Fox seems to use crap like that to get their point across while at the same time never having to answer for anything because nobody can prove that "some people said". Its just bad news.
My main news sources are not American to tell you the truth, because of things like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBIJH6--vsM) that are not reported by the US media.
And as one last examply I wish to provide you with a Mccain vs Mccain (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7062018834686253582&q=mccain+flip+flop&total=165&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0) video. Just remember, Bush wasn't voted in for being pro war and pro spending, he was voted in for bull****ting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfv4nC3xyr0&NR=1) his way to the top.
Stone Fox
04-03-08, 08:06 AM
I hope this will sum it up.
http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2007-november/hillary_clinton.jpg
SWEET MONKEY JESUS!THAT THING IS HIDEOUS!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/NovaSk/63685.jpg
mmmmm.... the flexibility.... The potential.
But, on a more serious note, I saw a couple of good April Foolz this year. Englands more read paper ran a major story on a medical procedure the french president was apparently planning to add six inches to his height. (His girlfriend is a lot taller than him and it's a bit of a joke in france apparently)
Story here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article983556.ece
I was chatting to the barmaid in my local yesterday, and she couldn't believe me that it was a joke! She kept saying "but it's in the paper! it must be true!"
Blondes....
Her reaction made me laugh more than the story did.
Also another reason I hate FOX is because of this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NYA9ufivbDw&feature=related) I mean seriously, who the **** reports news with "some people say". John Stewart did a joke about this where fox used a question mark after every point they made, like "Alqueda responsible for 9/11?" or something along those lines. Fox seems to use crap like that to get their point across while at the same time never having to answer for anything because nobody can prove that "some people said". Its just bad news.
Fox is no worse than any other main stream media news outlet (citations available on request). Picking on them for one thing while ignoring the transgressions of the others is dishonest at best.
My main news sources are not American to tell you the truth, because of things like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBIJH6--vsM) that are not reported by the US media.
The subprime crisis has been widely reported state-side. You must be completely ignoring all American media to not know that.
Fox is no worse than any other main stream media news outlet (citations available on request). Picking on them for one thing while ignoring the transgressions of the others is dishonest at best.
I never said the other news networks were any better, I was merely pointing out that FOX takes cheap shots when they should be above the things they do.
The subprime crisis has been widely reported state-side. You must be completely ignoring all American media to not know that.
They have mentioned the crisis itself thats true, but I had to learn from the BBC what the actual consequences were. I never would have thought that there were people living in tents like they were in a third world country right here in America.
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