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Crax
04-10-08, 01:09 PM
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkMkXk7FhqU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkMkXk7FhqU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkMkXk7FhqU
Comixion
04-10-08, 01:48 PM
See what I have to put up with
http://pasthelp1.esmartweb.com/filter.x
owen
04-10-08, 01:49 PM
Lol. ' if hes gonna draw on me im gonna shoot him in the tootles'.
Comixion
04-10-08, 01:54 PM
dam, cant you snag the video and link it directly?

I miss all the good stuff
Crax
04-10-08, 02:29 PM
Haha, sorry Comixion... gotta wait til you get home I guess.
Nataku
04-10-08, 02:32 PM
It would be so easy to rick roll Comixion... We could post up a video and talk it up knowing he couldn't see it :)

Not that we would do such a thing of course :)
Crax
04-10-08, 02:41 PM
Haha... but we could.
Comixion
04-10-08, 02:43 PM
It would be so easy to rick roll Comixion... We could post up a video and talk it up knowing he couldn't see it :)

Not that we would do such a thing of course :)

lol


So why cant we embed videos directly......like we used to:mad:

<EMBED SRC="filename.???"></EMBED>
<embed src="filename.???">
<embed src="filename.???">
HEIGHT="--" and WIDTH="--" This sets the height and width of the space in which the embedded item will play. With a sound, this mattered little. You could have set it to 1X1 and you'd have still heard the sound. Now we're dealing with video and it matters.
LOOP="--" This states if the video will play again and again ("true") or if it should play once and stop ("false" or no use of the LOOP command.)
HIDDEN="--" This will work to hide the control panel. The problem is in this case it also hides the video. That's not good. Don't use it.
AUTOSTART="--" This tells the browser to start the video right away ("true") upon its download completion or to wait for viewer clicks to start playing ("false" or no use of the command). Funny thing...this command worked in Internet Explorer, but not in Netscape Navigator. No matter what I set it to, Navigator required me to click on the start button. Go figure again.
Comixion
04-10-08, 02:44 PM
...and why cant we have animated .gifs in our sigs?
Stone Fox
04-10-08, 04:44 PM
...and why cant we have animated .gifs in our sigs?

I've got an animated .gif avatar!

Neener neener neener! :D
Comixion
04-10-08, 04:48 PM
I've got an animated .gif avatar!

Neener neener neener! :D

I said animated .gif "SIG".:fighty:;)
DoK
04-10-08, 05:44 PM
Haaaaa hahaha. That's awesome.

For real though, my grandmother is a nutty old broad. She's a breast cancer survivor and only has one boob (this information is important to the following story).

Mardi Gras is big here in Louisiana as I'm sure you all know, and there's always a bunch of drunk men asking women to show them their boobs for beads, and there's lots of drunk women who oblige. Well, my grandmother was driving around with her boyfriend when some punk yelled at her "SHOW US YOUR TITS OLD WOMAN!" so she yelled back "HERE'S A TITTY FOR YOU!" and then threw her prosthetic breast at him.

She said he was really freaked out because he seemed to think she actually ripped off her boob and threw it at him.
Crax
04-10-08, 06:01 PM
...he seemed to think she actually ripped off her boob and threw it at him.

Best part of the story! Haha
Zefram
04-11-08, 04:10 AM
...and why cant we have animated .gifs in our sigs?

Unless i'm hallucinating, you do have animated gif in your sigs

And if you deny it, then i had to access the mods panel and delete some stuff. Namely your animated gif ;)



She said he was really freaked out because he seemed to think she actually ripped off her boob and threw it at him.

That means that man is not drunk enough. A drunk men would took the prosthetic boob and took it home with him ;)