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Comixion
04-17-09, 02:48 PM
If I have to suffer with my Wifes sapmmage, so do you guys.
1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'
2. Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'
FrozenMercury
04-18-09, 02:11 PM
Haha:rolleyes:
Someone care to explain to me wtf is happening here?
It's hard to understand without being a native speaker; these are like puns.
"I had to pick the bishop" sounds like "I had to pick the b!tch up".
When Mexicans say the "ch" sound, if often sounds like "sh" and vice versa.
jdrom17
04-19-09, 06:32 PM
Someone care to explain to me wtf is happening here?
I only got some of them and it took me effort to do so
It's hard to understand without being a native speaker; these are like puns.
"I had to pick the bishop" sounds like "I had to pick the b!tch up".
When Mexicans say the "ch" sound, if often sounds like "sh" and vice versa.
Ah, now that one makes sense...one of the ones I couldn't figure out.
Now i get it!
And with jdrom confused as well, i didn't feel like a total douchebags. Well, another cultural exposures brought to you by pcstats ;)
Comixion
04-20-09, 12:04 AM
Well I guess you can I can post this nonsense without being racial since my wife is Spanish and she emails all this spammage to me on a daily basis.
I found it kinda amusing since I have heard it all my life living where I do and about 75% of my c0-workers are Spanish. And some can't even speak English! So it's an everyday thing for me. Even they get a laugh out of it.
AKHandyman
04-20-09, 12:40 AM
Haven't been able to find anything like that when it comes to Alaskan Natives ... but like you Comixion, the Boss sends me some neat stuff about the Alaskan Injuns ... but I can't find anything decent to post at the moment. I'm just glad to be back and seeing that you guys haven't missed a beat ... :thumb:
jdrom17
04-20-09, 10:32 AM
Now i get it!
And with jdrom confused as well, i didn't feel like a total douchebags. Well, another cultural exposures brought to you by pcstats ;)
Just cause I border with the USA, doesn't mean anybody up here speaks Spanish. At the most, French but none of that transfers over to this.
And well even if French is our 2nd official language, I'm guessing Chinese or Hindu/Tamil/etc far out-number the French-speakers.
Phoenix64d
04-20-09, 06:48 PM
Yeah, JDROM knows nothing aboot weird accents. :p
Comixion
04-20-09, 07:10 PM
Just cause I border with the USA, doesn't mean anybody up here speaks Spanish. At the most, French but none of that transfers over to this.
And well even if French is our 2nd official language, I'm guessing Chinese or Hindu/Tamil/etc far out-number the French-speakers.
So you have not seen one Mexican up there? Oh wait, if that customs lady would not let AK through then..................................;)
jdrom17
04-20-09, 07:39 PM
Yeah, JDROM knows nothing aboot weird accents. :p
Only Asian ones, which are normal I guess.
So you have not seen one Mexican up there? Oh wait, if that customs lady would not let AK through then..................................;)
Can't say I really have, well not interacted with any at least.
Mainly Asian/East-Asian people around here. White people are definitely a minority in a lot of communities within Toronto. Outside of the city in the suburbs it's not as bad.
Phoenix64d
04-21-09, 09:03 PM
Only Asian ones, which are normal I guess..
I think you missed the "aboot" joke ;)
Mainly Asian/East-Asian people around here. White people are definitely a minority in a lot of communities within Toronto. Outside of the city in the suburbs it's not as bad.
Not as "bad"? :fighty:
jdrom17
04-21-09, 10:28 PM
I think you missed the "aboot" joke
lol didn't even notice...I'm not known for reading things properly :p
Not as "bad"? :fighty:
I'm trying to avoid being overly racist...
Let's just say certain cities are known for certain races. Toronto is fairly mixed I guess but it's heavily weighted towards the people of colour.
I don't know about the USA, but it *seems* like you have more white people, but it's not like I've ever been down there. Though I guess at the same time, you have whole states that have stereotypes labeled to them.
Comixion
04-21-09, 10:31 PM
lol didn't even notice...I'm not known for reading things properly :p
I'm trying to avoid being overly racist...
Let's just say certain cities are known for certain races. Toronto is fairly mixed I guess but it's heavily weighted towards the people of colour.
I don't know about the USA, but it *seems* like you have more white people, but it's not like I've ever been down there. Though I guess at the same time, you have whole states that have stereotypes labeled to them.
I would have thought Canada would be mainly caucasian (sp?).
And you never been to the States?
AKHandyman
04-22-09, 01:34 PM
I would have thought Canada would be mainly caucasian (sp?).
And you never been to the States?I traveled through the Western side of Canada ... according to some of the locals we spoke with, British Columbia, Yukon Territories and the Northwest Territory are full of nothing but Cowboys and Natives ... a few Asians and not many Mexicans. Except for the few Mexican restaurants we saw.
When we got stranded outside of Whitehorse (busted wheel on the utility trailer) we conversed with a few old Canadian curmudgeons working at the Petro Canada truck stop. They definitely had a French accent mixed in with the Canadian jargon.
By the time we all got back home, we were all speaking with a "Canadian" accent ... :D
I traveled through the Western side of Canada ... according to some of the locals we spoke with, British Columbia, Yukon Territories and the Northwest Territory are full of nothing but Cowboys and Natives ... a few Asians and not many Mexicans. Except for the few Mexican restaurants we saw.
When we got stranded outside of Whitehorse (busted wheel on the utility trailer) we conversed with a few old Canadian curmudgeons working at the Petro Canada truck stop. They definitely had a French accent mixed in with the Canadian jargon.
By the time we all got back home, we were all speaking with a "Canadian" accent ... :D
Eh. (character limit)
AKHandyman
04-22-09, 02:08 PM
Eh. (character limit)That and "What's that all aboot?"
That and "What's that all aboot?"
One day I met a Canadian and asked him to say "Z". He got pissed and said F U instead.
AKHandyman
04-22-09, 02:49 PM
One day I met a Canadian and asked him to say "Z". He got pissed and said F U instead.
I will say that most of the Canadian folks we met were not too friendly. Only a few were nice. At the Canadian Super Store in Whitehorse, I asked a sales person if they had La Croix sparkling water ... she asked if that was an American thing and I said I really didn't know, I just thought they would have it because it sounded like a French thing ... she got real b*tchy and said that they didn't carry anything American ... Whoaaa!!
What rudeness!! Anywho ... I just got the hell out of there and gave them the one finger salute on my way out ... ;)
jdrom17
04-22-09, 04:44 PM
I traveled through the Western side of Canada ... according to some of the locals we spoke with, British Columbia, Yukon Territories and the Northwest Territory are full of nothing but Cowboys and Natives ... a few Asians and not many Mexicans. Except for the few Mexican restaurants we saw.
When we got stranded outside of Whitehorse (busted wheel on the utility trailer) we conversed with a few old Canadian curmudgeons working at the Petro Canada truck stop. They definitely had a French accent mixed in with the Canadian jargon.
By the time we all got back home, we were all speaking with a "Canadian" accent ... :D
lol Yukon and NW Territories, uhh yeah definitely not going to be much other than white people there, probably the least populated parts of Canada. They are probably very similar to your Alaska (which I still say is part of Canada :p)
BC is supposed to have a ton of Asians though since it's easy to get to from Asia.
Comixion
04-22-09, 04:50 PM
I will say that most of the Canadian folks we met were not too friendly.
So that explains JD.;)
Strangely i'm attacted to women of different races than my own. Never had relationship with girl of my own race. Lol
Anyway, when i was in europe, i gotta say, British people are darn polite, and when you cross over to mainland europe, the french attitutes are a total reverse of British. They're generally rude, and obviously they aren't too friendly with foreigners.
So............. any comment on the french part of canada? :D
jdrom17
04-22-09, 10:25 PM
So that explains JD.;)
Oh f*ck you! Goddamn Americans :p
So............. any comment on the french part of canada? :D
Yup, Quebec = Assh0les. <-period
Montreal = worst drivers in Canada which happens to be in Quebec.
Quebec has even gone as far as trying to "break off" of Canada and become their own country. Like WTF? They planned to build walls around the entire place and basically isolate themselves.
Comixion
04-22-09, 10:27 PM
How are they gonna break off with New Brunswick and NewFoundland in the way?
Comixion
04-22-09, 11:06 PM
Oh f*ck you! Goddamn Americans :p
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Phoenix64d
04-23-09, 03:14 AM
Oh f*ck you! Goddamn Americans :p
Yup, Quebec = Assh0les. <-period
Lol, I hear that from a *lot* of people...
Quebec has even gone as far as trying to "break off" of Canada and become their own country. Like WTF? They planned to build walls around the entire place and basically isolate themselves.
I believe it had something to do with charles de gaulle. His famous quote, "Viva Le Quebec" seem to stir up sh*ts back then :p
AKHandyman
04-24-09, 02:12 AM
lol Yukon and NW Territories, uhh yeah definitely not going to be much other than white people there, probably the least populated parts of Canada. They are probably very similar to your Alaska (which I still say is part of Canada :p)
Uhh, I think you have it the other way around ... Canada is really part of the US ... We just let you guys think you own it ... :D
Comixion
04-24-09, 04:09 PM
Uhh, I think you have it the other way around ... Canada is really part of the US ... We just let you guys think you own it ... :D
The only bad part of that, that sux is we have to mow the grass.
Uhh, I think you have it the other way around ... Canada is really part of the US ... We just let you guys think you own it ... :D
Well, let see, if i'm not mistaken, during the american revolution, U.S armies did try to venture into canada but being denied so by the british army.
And, about alaska, we all knew that america practically bribed the russian tsars to give them the land :devil:
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