Zefram
04-30-09, 12:03 AM
Another thread that could either lighten up your days or did the opposite. Either way, enjoy this joke:
F*cked up Philosophies:
1. I'm Nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore i'm perfect.
2. If i save time, when do i get it back?
3. Take my advise, i don't use it anyway.
4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determine who's left.
5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
6. A bus station is where a bus stops. A Train station is where train stops. On my desk, i have a workstation......... what more can i say?
7. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
8. The Best of Proverbs: Should woman have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough.
9. Living on earth may be expensive........... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
10.Your Future depends on your dreams so go to SLEEP!
11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY. So what?
Who's in a hurry?
12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
13. A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.........
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
14. Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, i can read my handwriting ;)
F*cked up Philosophies:
1. I'm Nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore i'm perfect.
2. If i save time, when do i get it back?
3. Take my advise, i don't use it anyway.
4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determine who's left.
5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
6. A bus station is where a bus stops. A Train station is where train stops. On my desk, i have a workstation......... what more can i say?
7. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
8. The Best of Proverbs: Should woman have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough.
9. Living on earth may be expensive........... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
10.Your Future depends on your dreams so go to SLEEP!
11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY. So what?
Who's in a hurry?
12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
13. A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.........
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
14. Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, i can read my handwriting ;)