Micro$oft should hire a young creative person... umm like ME! yes thats what they should do, and pay me large sums of money to... do nothing just like everybody else!
but did you come up with the idea...ummm No, so you don't get the job, only me. First thing I would do is get playboy to make a Woman of Microsoft. That is phase 1 of 5 phases to screw up Micro$oft
oh ok thanks Iceman, just for that you can be my Secertaries assistant of 2nd command....it doesn't matter, just because you didnt say "Haha! Sure I would love that job as well!" I'll make sure you make more money than you can use.